bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts, via that-asian-kidd)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via life--as--wee--know--it)

ruinedchildhood:

"What kind of cake do you want for your birthday?"

Me:image

(via earelephantthings)

Me in two sentences.

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore